I am sorry, but bad news...

Suurre.

i get it really

ok.

*jumps in, steals all the rum and runs off laughing*

HI!!!!!!

Hello! Heh... You're very sneaky, stealing off the rum like that!

*pulls out a bottle of rum* Missed one. *drinks it all*

*slaps LS*

....bad. Sit. Stay.

....

*drinks rum*

*leaves* *1 hour later you're watching the news, and hear about a bank robbery*

*2 hours after i come back in a truck*
*leaves and comes in with a bunch of rum*


*Hands everyone a bottle*

If the cops come, im NOT here! *starts drinking rum*

*laughs* Savvy! *chugs*

yep... there's enough for us all.. Just help me unload the truck. *goes to get the rest of the rum.*

Living Skeleton. wrote:*leaves* *1 hour later you're watching the news, and hear about a bank robbery*

*2 hours after i come back in a truck*
*leaves and comes in with a bunch of rum*


*Hands everyone a bottle*

If the cops come, im NOT here! *starts drinking rum*

I GET HALF

*side-ways glance at cleston* No, everyone gets their fair share or gets shot.

Hmm... yes, fair share. Besides there's-- *cops knock*


RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uhm....*hides under paper*

*grabs a bottle and takes a swig before cop comes in* Tee hee hee...

*slips back to her former location (under Skelly's bed)* lol.

wait... no windows. *goes to door* *cops are there*

Me:hey there occifer, can i helps yeh?
Officer:You know that truck in the driveway is stolen, right, sir?
Me:No, occifer, it was just in a car stores park-lot, occifer. Want some rum?
Officer:....
Me:*pukes on officers shoes*
Officer:That's a lot of rum... who gave it to you?
Me:I did, officer.
Officer:I need to see your ID.
Me:umm... uhh... *runs out the door*

Cop: chases and tazes you and i sit back and laugh while drinking all the rum

Me: gets in truck

Drives away.

Doesn't turn fast enough, goes right into a tree.


Cop: Opens door, arrests me.

ME:still sitting there laughing

Me: Wait, you're forgetting something... *runs into the house, forgets to open door, and the flimsy handcuffs break* What the... Here, have some rum. *hands over leftover money* there, occifer.

Wait.. that's not right... uhh..

hahaha cant ha st ha op hic ha ha laug haha ing hahaha

*pukes on officers shoes right before passing out face first, bottle of rum in hands onto the shoes.*

*still hiding under paper*

Living Skeleton. wrote:Me: Wait, you're forgetting something... *runs into the house, forgets to open door, and the flimsy handcuffs break* What the... Here, have some rum. *hands over leftover money* there, occifer.

Wait.. that's not right... uhh..

Haha. At first I was like, "There's nothing wrong with occifer...." But then... Yeah. It's officer. I'm such an idiot XD

*Jumps out and roars like a lion* I've come to suck your blood!!

Hey! ocficer! err offifer... Whatever... ARREST THAT VAPIRE... VAMPIRE!