Funny tales.

I've been posting funny stories about my life here and there occasionally, so i decided to make a spot where every else can do so. So... I can't think of any right now. Oh well, so if anyone wants to post funny stories here.

Um well lets see...I'll post tonight!!!

Cool. I'll find some of my tales from around the site and put em here.

Okay these are like from last year and a few years back so...

I was having my friend Britt stay the night at my place. We were like all by ourselves at it was like midnight. We were sleeping in the family room when suddenly we hear this tapping noise. In our family room is a real fire stove with a pipe that goes through the ceiling and all. We looked at the little hole in the side of the pipe about the size of a pencil sharpener hole when suddenly a long sharp needle like thing poked through. We freaked and I quickly got us both some badmitten rackets. We decided to open the door to the furnace and see what was inside. My friend opened the door but we didn't see anything. I slammed my racket on the top of the stove when out flies a black thing screeching. Both of us screamed bloody murder until we saw it was a crow that got stuck in the pipe.

This is from when I was really little. In my family I am known as the demon child who always got into trouble or got others into trouble.

I am about 4 and my oldest sister is like 16. She was getting ready for prom and had left her very expensive tube of lipstick on the counter. I enjoyed messing with my sister's makeup and decided to color the toilet lid with the lipstick. When I had finished I left the lipstick where I had discovered it. My sister walked in dressed in her prom dress and doesn't the notice the lipstick on the toilet seat. She unexpectedly sits down on the lid and soon walks in my mother. My mom was going to do my sisters hair, my mom soon finished and walked out of the bathroom. My sister got up and checked herself in the mirror then left the bathroom still not noticing the lipstick on her butt. When she was standing by the front door was when my mother noticed the lipstick and cried out angrily. My sister didn't go to prom, she never got the lipstick stain out of the dress and I ended up with a sore butt for weeks!

Haha.. nice.

So... let's see. okay, i got one. At my school there are a few trees that kinda grew like one tree with 3 trunks sprouting out. So, i found a cool spot to sit where nobody would see. Then, i try to get out. Im kinda short so i fall. My leg gets stuck, and my chest gets stuck between the other tree trunks. So now im stuck, and nobody is in the area. So i try and get out, and i move like a half inch every 10 seconds with a quarter of my body stuck. My legs can't move, one arm is keeping my from falling right onto my head, and the other is useless. So i kinda squirm back moving VERY VERY slowly, until somebody comes near. I call him, tell him to help me, and he kinda laughs, the helps me get out. It was REALLY embarrassing.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, nice!!!

Lols.. i read it and found like 5 spelling errors. I edited to correct them.

Oh its okay I make those same type of mistakes, I hardly noticed.

Yah. I reread it to make sure it was good after i edited the obvious ones that were close together towards the end.

Dang!! We have so many funny stories... Stuff that happens at school is just hilarious!! Weird, remember with Megan... "Ew, grass!"

that was hilarious!!!!!!

Silly Boys, Queens don't cook!! That was funny too!

ya it was!!!! lol. good times....

I'm gonna have so many memories!! Thanks for being my friend...

thanks for being my friend!!!!!

Whatever. I'll thank you more.

to be honest you're kind of my only true friend this year.

Psh! *cuts throat* You, weird, SB, Bubbly and FN are my really good friends. *slices your head off*

i like most people this year. last year really sucked....

Yeah... I agree whole-heartedly. I don't think SB liked me very much last year...

it's cause you hung out with karissa and olivia a lot.

True. I don't like them. Bleh.

Hellooo where do I fit into the picture here?

I thought I was a good friend too! *Begins to tear up*

But do you guys remember last year when Megan brought in that snowball into latin class?

Oh wait CC you weren't there, did you hear about it?

Hey, I put you in my friends!!! Weird is my lovely friend *huggle* Eh... This is getting weird. lol. Get it? Nevermind...

Yeah, I heard about it!

of course you're my friend!!!! i luv u weird!!! u r awesome!!!!

i so remember that!!! that was hilarious!!!!!