Hello there...

I'm God.
And I was wondering if you'd like to chat.
Hint: ^Click that^


So, what have you learned from "God?"

So far I have deduced that:
It claims not to lie while contradicting itself.
There are many Gods while he is the only one, and they all do not exist.
I have been imagined by this God.
I do not exist.
The thing that imagined me does not exist, so I am therefore the product of the imagination of an imagined being.


More will come later... For now, put down what he tells you, and discuss!

I'm sarcastic.
God always tells the truth.
God is watching over me.

k i went to that "site" and it was dumb as hell
im am a devout christian and agree with TAAB

Of our conversation, I don't how he came up with the thought that I was sarcastic. *ponders*

Cleston: I know it was. I figured it might be interesting enough though...

TAAB: It doesn't actually think - I said something about blood and it wanted to stop speaking of lizards.

Ya...I got that about thirty times. Oh well.

I'm like, "lol, i broke it."

XXDD I should try it again...but I'm to lazy to click the link.

Yet you were willing to make that post.

I didn't want to scroll up, silly.

But you scrolled down.

Did I?

Yes.

Did it occur to that I wanted to try after I posted?

Perhaps.

You really need to think about these things.

Thinking is for losers.
*Scoffs*

Well then...
*scoffs*

*insert deep, philosophical phrase*

That really moved me. *sniffles*

'k.
Go mop the floor.

Me? Why?

Don't know, don't care.

*pouts* Silly, Alaskans.

Hey, we're the ones who survive in arctic climates.