Best Joke
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Best Joke
Well the name gives a hint but give out your best jokes and when i can ill pick winning jokes
two catagories
Clean
Dirty
no other rules just say clean or dirty
have fun
two catagories
Clean
Dirty
no other rules just say clean or dirty
have fun
Cleston- Posts : 1404
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Re: Best Joke
Ok, this one is mean but as nobody is posting i'll post it..
Your face.
Your face.
Shining Darkness- Posts : 4039
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Re: Best Joke
oh yeah well your mom
i kid im not that rude
i kid im not that rude
Cleston- Posts : 1404
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Re: Best Joke
haha
one time this girl in my class asked what we were doing for pe and this guy was like, your mom! it was hilarious....
one time this girl in my class asked what we were doing for pe and this guy was like, your mom! it was hilarious....
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Re: Best Joke
"your mom" is the standerd response now in my grade
Cleston- Posts : 1404
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i know..
Anyway, i was kidding. But to continue the joke mine goes under dirty.
Use more soap.
Anyway, i was kidding. But to continue the joke mine goes under dirty.
Use more soap.
Shining Darkness- Posts : 4039
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Re: Best Joke
ok wanna hear a dirty joke
danny was playin in the mud
wanna hear a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles
wanna hear a nother dirty joke bobbles is his girlfriend
danny was playin in the mud
wanna hear a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles
wanna hear a nother dirty joke bobbles is his girlfriend
Cleston- Posts : 1404
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Re: Best Joke
nice
Dreamer- Posts : 3261
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Re: Best Joke
i've heard that one.
Shining Darkness- Posts : 4039
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Re: Best Joke
ok ok, this is half and half.
So Bush, his wife and Bill clinton are on a plane. bush randomly says "Gee, I could toss a $100 bill out there and make someone really happy..." his wife says "Oh, I could throw 10, $10 bills out the window and make ten people happy!" Bill pipes up and says "Well...I could throw 100, $1 bills out the window and make 100 people happy!!"
The pilot of the plane overhears this and under his breath says "Shit, I could throw the three of you of this plane and make the whole WORLD happy..."
So Bush, his wife and Bill clinton are on a plane. bush randomly says "Gee, I could toss a $100 bill out there and make someone really happy..." his wife says "Oh, I could throw 10, $10 bills out the window and make ten people happy!" Bill pipes up and says "Well...I could throw 100, $1 bills out the window and make 100 people happy!!"
The pilot of the plane overhears this and under his breath says "Shit, I could throw the three of you of this plane and make the whole WORLD happy..."
Re: Best Joke
TOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Press2000 wrote:ok ok, this is half and half.
So Bush, his wife and Bill clinton are on a plane. bush randomly says "Gee, I could toss a $100 bill out there and make someone really happy..." his wife says "Oh, I could throw 10, $10 bills out the window and make ten people happy!" Bill pipes up and says "Well...I could throw 100, $1 bills out the window and make 100 people happy!!"
The pilot of the plane overhears this and under his breath says "Shit, I could throw the three of you of this plane and make the whole WORLD happy..."
Cleston- Posts : 1404
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Re: Best Joke
SICK
ok a fish is swimmin dow a stream and he sees a fly 5 inches up and thinks Da(mn) if that fly drops 5 inches i cand have lunch
on the side of the river there is a bear thinkin if that fly drops 5 inches that fish will go for it and i can have some lunch
across the river a hunter is eating a bologna sanwich and sees the whol thing and thinks if that fly drops 5 inches that fish will go for it and then the bear will come into my sights and i can shoot him
above the hunter is a panther wise as he is and sees the whole thing and thinks if that fly drops 5 inches that fish will go for it and then the bear and the hunter will drop that sanwich and i can have some lunch
about this time the fly drops the fish goes for it the bear gets the fish the hunter drops the sandwich and pulls up the gun and shoots and the panther over shoots it and lands in the water
the moral of this story is any time a fly drops 5 inches a puss(y) gets wet
sorry i know its bad but its funny
ok a fish is swimmin dow a stream and he sees a fly 5 inches up and thinks Da(mn) if that fly drops 5 inches i cand have lunch
on the side of the river there is a bear thinkin if that fly drops 5 inches that fish will go for it and i can have some lunch
across the river a hunter is eating a bologna sanwich and sees the whol thing and thinks if that fly drops 5 inches that fish will go for it and then the bear will come into my sights and i can shoot him
above the hunter is a panther wise as he is and sees the whole thing and thinks if that fly drops 5 inches that fish will go for it and then the bear and the hunter will drop that sanwich and i can have some lunch
about this time the fly drops the fish goes for it the bear gets the fish the hunter drops the sandwich and pulls up the gun and shoots and the panther over shoots it and lands in the water
the moral of this story is any time a fly drops 5 inches a puss(y) gets wet
sorry i know its bad but its funny
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Re: Best Joke
haha! both of those were pretty funny!
Dreamer- Posts : 3261
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Re: Best Joke
kinda like the new avi
Cleston- Posts : 1404
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Re: Best Joke
well i haven't heard a lot of good jokes in a while... except some about chuck norris.... anyways thanks! i kinda stole it from cotton but oh well.
Dreamer- Posts : 3261
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Re: Best Joke
ahh its still cool
Cleston- Posts : 1404
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Re: Best Joke
thanks! are you ever going to change yours? you've had it for forever. not that it's bad or anything...
Dreamer- Posts : 3261
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I'm changing mine to commemorate the 12 people on 3 days ago..
Shining Darkness- Posts : 4039
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Re: Best Joke
good idea.... that's amazing. do you know who it was?
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Re: Best Joke
Wasn't me.. All i would guess is
Bobby93 (he is the newest registered user)
gothiclover
cleston
dreamer
CottonCandy
weirdiswhatilike
I was not on. Can't believe it though... How that happened i don't know. That is DOUBLE the previous record.
Bobby93 (he is the newest registered user)
gothiclover
cleston
dreamer
CottonCandy
weirdiswhatilike
I was not on. Can't believe it though... How that happened i don't know. That is DOUBLE the previous record.
Shining Darkness- Posts : 4039
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Re: Best Joke
yeah im gona soon and skelly
I DIDNT DO IT
i wish i knew who it was though
I DIDNT DO IT
i wish i knew who it was though
Cleston- Posts : 1404
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Re: Best Joke
well weird and i weren't on cause we were gone and bobby93 has never been on...
Dreamer- Posts : 3261
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Re: Best Joke
yeah but weel find out eventually
Cleston- Posts : 1404
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Re: Best Joke
hopefully...
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