Best Joke

if not so what?

then, oh well!

this is a true story
(Kinda dirty, you have to understand some slang from New York as well)
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There is an openly gay flight attendant on a plane. And on most of the flights he entertains the guests with jokes and such. Well, he does this on one of the flights and the guests are all happy and stuff, but soon the plane is going to land. So he asks everyone to fasten their seat-belts and put up their table-tops.

Now, one woman fold her arms and resists, so the attendant kindly asks her again. She says, "In my country, I'm a princess and no one tells me what to do."

the man looked her straight in the eye and said, "In my country they call me a queen. Queens outrank princesses, so sit down and put your seat-belt on, bitch."

that's funny, is it seriously a true story?

yups

wow...

Press2000 wrote:this is a true story
(Kinda dirty, you have to understand some slang from New York as well)
~*~

There is an openly gay flight attendant on a plane. And on most of the flights he entertains the guests with jokes and such. Well, he does this on one of the flights and the guests are all happy and stuff, but soon the plane is going to land. So he asks everyone to fasten their seat-belts and put up their table-tops.

Now, one woman fold her arms and resists, so the attendant kindly asks her again. She says, "In my country, I'm a princess and no one tells me what to do."

the man looked her straight in the eye and said, "In my country they call me a queen. Queens outrank princesses, so sit down and put your seat-belt on, bitch."

ok really bad but10/10

where did you hear that joke anyways?