Corrupt a Wish

It's a simple game. Someone posts a wish and then the next person corrupts it.

Ex.

I wish I had pie.

Granted, but it's poisonous and you die.
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I'll start.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted, but somebody gets jealous and decides to kill you.


I wish J.K Rowling continued writing Harry Potter.

Granted, but she runs out of ideas and the books are terrible.

I wish that video games based of movies based of books weren't so bad.

granted nobody buys um


I wish I was married to Matt Hardy (or should I say hottie)

Granted, but he starts taking steriods and goes all crazy and kills you in a double murder suicide.

I wish that life wasn't so cruel.

granted we over populat the world and we run out of food.


I wish I had powers to see the dead (that'd be sooooo cool)

Granted, but then the dead can see you so they kill you.

I wish for a genie that I can con so I could keep him/her forever.

granted he gets annoyed of you and puts a dirty sock in your mouth and ties you up then throws you in a lake and you drowd.



I wish I kissed joe of the Jonas Brothers and he liked it.

Granted, but slobbers all over you and you die of digust.

I wish that my sister wasn't obsessed with the Jonas Brothers.

granted she marrys all of um and their ur brothers.



I wish I could dance around on a table without anybody laughing at me (i really did that before. I was dared)

Granted, but after fiev seconds you get tired and realize your out of shape and committ suicide.

I wish that my friend didn't have dial-up.

granted your friend gets sick of it and decides to kill for fun. You got killed by him. (te he)


I wish teachers would leave me alone and not stare at me for my good skater/ emo/ dark clolored clothes looks.

Granted, but then they harrass you for style tips.

I wish that pie didn't taste so good.

granted you starved to death because all the food was pie.



I wish I could meet all the people that play in the tv show ANGEL and they thought I was adorable or something good. And they huggged me a million times. and the guy who plays angel kissed me.

Granted, but you die of happyness before the hugging and the kissing.

I wish that I could grant my own wish.

granted it gets messed up and you get a fat pig that squshes u.


I wish the sky was purple and aliens came down to earth.(i seen this alien movie. I want their guns!)

Granted, but then they kill every human on Earth.

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I wish I had more ice cream.

granted but you have so much, it melts, and you drown

i wish i was invisable

Granted, but then you turn invisible permanantely and no one cares.

I wish that my stuffed teddy bear didn't fall in the toilet 7 years ago.

Granted, but it comes alive and kills you.

I wish my furby didn't break. (I don't know how it happened.. It fell onto the floor under my bed, stayed there for a few days, and then I took it out. Next day whenever it was used it got warm really fast. And it used batteries pretty quick.

Granted, but then it doesn't meet your standards.

I wish that I had a fairy or a pixie.

Granted, but then it uses its magic to attack you.


I wish I was better at SSBB. (I'm better than most of my friends, but if I play with people I don't know, the lag makes it hard to measure skill. I stopped playing about 2 or 3 months ago when I decided the lag was difficult and I'd fight two level nine computers with a small handicap on me.)

Granted, but you get bored of it after beating everyone.

I wish that has another first place trophy.

Granted, but you can't have it so you get frustrated and destroy all of your possessions and end up in a mental asylum.