Corrupt a Wish

Error no: 66. No wish made.

I wish that I had my nana's chocolate cake.

Granted, but she cut herself while making it and some of her skin is in the cake and you taste it.

I wish you had the same error. Mine's 39 and your's is 66 when there is no wish.

Granted, but then you cry since I "copied" you.

I wish that I didn't make a wish.

Granted, but than you die of lack of ability to do something.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

Granted, but is can and it will.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, but it is made of rotten ham and moldy cheese.


I wish I had my favorite ice cream.

Granted, but it's so nasty, it becomes you least favorite.

I wish that my friends knew the difference between sprite and mountain dew.

Huh? they don't know?!!?! mountain dew has much more caffeine!!! Oh yah. Granted, but then you don't know anything they don't know so you don't feel special and kill yourself.

I wish i was a fish that lived in a dish.

Well they don't know the difference in taste which is very obvious.

Granted, but someone drinks your water while your in it.

I wish that I had a laptop.

granted it doesn't work and explodes.

I wish I met elliott yamin and we became friends.

granted but he turns out to be a serial killer and murders you.

i wish i could use magic.

Granted, but Hermoine gets jealous and challenges you to a duel and she kicks you where it hurts.

I wish that I could manipulate energy.

wow....

granted but the energy is too much for you and it kills you.

i wish i didn't have to become a freshman this year

Granted but you go back a grade and everybody teases you for it.

I wish I didn't have to go to a new school next year.

granted but everyone ends up hating you

i wish i had a bigger room.

Granted but all the extra space makes it look really bad.

what's your wish?

error 66: no wish input.


I wish i knew your wish.

granted but it turns out to be boring.

i wish i could get more sleep.

Granted, but you end up sleeping so long everyone thinks you're dead and you begin getting cremated before you wake up.

I wish i had a baked potato and there was nothing wrong with it.

Granted, but it has chives, which you're allergic too.

I wish that I knew what stank. long story.

Granted, but you hate the knew knowledge so much you hire someone to kill you.
But i'm not allergic to chives..


I wish this game ended.

Granted, but it restarts.

I wish a had a cheat code that worked for all games.

Granted, but everyone wants it from you and you are constantly bombarded by lazy people who suck at video games.

I wish I didn't change my signature (i expect so do several others)

Granted, but you forget how it was so you can't change it back.

I wish that Earth was square.