Corrupt a Wish

granted but even if you change it, it ends up to be even more chaotic

i wish i had my own apartment

granted, but you don't get enough money to support yourself and you lose it after and end up on the streets.

error 66: you didn't put a wish

i wish i had a room full of shoes

granted, but you never leave the house because you can't decide which to wear.


I wish I was getting better at brawl.

Playing computers does little.

granted, but everybody hates you because you're so good at it.

I wish i had a swimming pool in my backyard

Granted, but random people climb over the fence and go in.

scary...

I wish i didn't have a wish.

granted but you do.

i wish i had a wish that couldn't be corrupted

Granted, but everyone gets jealous and rob you of all your money and possessions.


I wish I was Seargant Klinger.

granted but you end up dying in the war

i wish i had a cellphone

Granted, but it sucks really bad.


I wish I had a potato.

granted but it's all moldy

I wish i could remember my dreams

granted, but they are all horrible.

I wish I could hypnotise people. (i'm practicing self-hypnosis though...)

Granted, but you stink at it.

I wish I was already 22.

Granted, but you lose all of your memories and you can't remember any more.




I wish I was in Heaven.

Granted, but its a mistake and you belong in hell.

I wish that I was immortal.

None of us actually belong in heaven. /stops going further before he ends up starting a religious arguement, starts a flame war, and creates a divide in the forums
and no you don't but...


Granted, but you decide it was a mistake and can't lose your immortality and can't die so you have to live with the regret for the rest of eternity.

Dude, it was just a way to corrupt your wish. Lighten up. /'s because I don't want to creat a divide between the forums either.

Erroe No: 99954954

No wish made.


I wish I could stop all pollution.

Granted, but you have too many fans and are too busy signing autographs to do anything.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

granted he breathes fire on you and you die from being a human torch.

I wish my mom wouldn't bug me about playing loud music she doesn't like.

Granted, but you are unhappy with the change.

I wish I had a baked potato.

granted but it has worms in it.

i wish i could have more courage.

Granted, but you join the army and get shot.

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I wish i could fly